June 1, 2005

  • mintie2100: dude.. ur in bangalore
    mintie2100: and its like.. FREE everything
    mintie2100: i just realized what kinda word bangalore sounds like

    i'm assuming she means "bang" + "a" + "whore"??? what a dirty mind, that one. hahaa hahah for a minute there, all those quotation marks and + symbols were beginning to look like a java string...SCARY! hahahha thank god for passing cs9g. hahaa


    so this is an email i get from my project mentor who sent it out to all the other members of the SETlab's Analytics department (Software Engineering and Technology Labs (SETLabs) is the Center for Research and Innovation at Infosys. It addresses the challenge of effectively integrating technology into the nervous system of an enterprise's business and making sense of the emerging technologies): 


    It brings me great pleasure to introduce to you Deborah Chang who has just joined SETLabs Analytics as an Intern as part of the Infosys InStep Program. Deborah Chang is currently pursuing her BS at the University of California at Berkley. Her interests and strengths include Operations Research, Engineering Statistics and Financial Management. Deborah has handled multiple administrative positions in the University and other organizations. She enjoys skiing, badminton and traveling.  Deborah would be working on an internship project in the area of IT Value Management looking at Technology Intelligence on an emerging technology and also on linear and quadratic programming and Markowitz portfolio modeling for the InsITe Tool for IT Portfolio Management.  Deborah operates out of Building 19 (Extension – 54016).


     


    ok.  there are 5 things wrong with this.  1) Engineering statistics??? hahahhaa I remember jack shit about engineering statistics! oh man... 2) Financial Management????  does e120 count?? hahahaha.  oh god....help me...  3) quadratic programming???? things work in the 4th dimension here???  4)  i never even heard of Markowitz portfolio modeling!!! or have i???  aiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaa  and 5)  IT Portfolio Management just sounds hard...


     


    bottomline - i'm screwed. 

Comments (8)

  • good luck :)

  • you're screwed.  basically.  hhahahhhahhha.  in india.  even better.  hahhahha.

  • deb are u still in the bay? or did u go to india? ill be back in a week and a half or so... lets play before u leave (that is...if u havent left yet!)

  • Does this mean you've started to forget the stuff you've learned?

  • hahahah do you want me to ship a text book over for ya? hahahaha good luck woman.. it's not gonna be that bad.. that's what google's for.. common! employ what you've learned at CAL.. outsource that biatch!

  • hahaha, that was hilarious! angela's right, GOOGLE it....Markowitz portfolio management ..........hmmm in IEOR 161 that was the hardest topic

  • nm, i meant markov chains haha

  • $120 for a sari . wooo. I would say you got robbed ( although there are ones which do cost that much but I doubt you are buying one of those ;) ). Hahaha, ice made of filtered water. I wonder if there is such a thing in India  ( or in general in any other Asian country ). Yep, water is the key to survival and extinction, so be carefull. 

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