July 8, 2004
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i'm making my acknowledgements now: stole this off of lucy's xanga ...thought it was hilarious. there. hahaha don't get mad at me now...
2 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One- An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing? The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the Rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson Two- A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", Replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three - A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of Cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Comments (5)
AHAHAHAHAH that is soooo funny!!! It's perfect for all the working folk that have to deal with all crap. I'm gonna borrow it also so let Lucy know(whoever she is).
sure. spread the knowledge of crap.
hahaha
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omg this shiet is so funnnnnnnnnnny! imma copy this!
anyways thanks for ur props about my xanga entry! im gonna write better entries just for u now! yay!!
anyways yeah the movie is good, and interesting... and if not considered important, it is nonetheless a good hour and a half at the movies where u can laugh ur ass off! byeeeeeee
hahaha, interesting indeed.
hey, i told u i came by ur site before after ur bday party.. u even commented back on mine.. april 27th =P
hope u had fun last friday, n i'll come borrow ur dvds one of these days =P
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